wolfvvood:

satan spoke to me last night, he whispered into my ear

“change your url and icon at the same time”

(Source: corkiri)

tltty:

the only thing worse than gif stories are gif stories that look like this:

Mom: here’s a flashlight just in case!

me: …really?

does it even work?…

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(Source: spaceballs-the-url)

carryonmywincestson:

pants with fake pockets

• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
• boyfriend: i know
• girl: i love you
• boyfriend: i love you too
• after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
• girl: where is my boyfriend
• dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
• girl: what

• Mirror: Hey man looking sexy
• Camera: What is this creature

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor